"ASSUMPTIONS JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS"
conscious of apartheid at that timeNEW JULY-OCT ADD2
2021 RSD
"They're probably taking the music more
seriously than the musicians themselves
may have taken it when they first did it."
Brian Slattery
I LIVE IN A STORAGE UNIT
ON EARTH AS IT AIN'T IN HEAVEN
FREEM Vs F8
5 TOTAL DISKS
10 SIDES, INCITE US
5.1 SURROUND SOUND TINNITUS
OF VARIOUS FREQUENCIES
VARIOUS HUES
LEVELS
Something in the Water (Does Not Compute)
DIAGONAL INDICATES TYPED
ROCK 'N ROLL TROLL
Qualcomm Snapdragon
'trigger trol'
Ignorance is bliss!!!!
Ignorance is bliss!!!!
Ignorance is bliss!!!!
Ignorance is bliss!!!!
I LIVE IN A MUSEUM
Staff required to disinfect surfaces between visits
hole-punched for wall hanging
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Should I
release my new maxi e.p. then?
LOL you tapekids make me gigglez.
It's called
"FRINGE CRINGE: FORGETTING MY NAME"
(featuring 'I Live In A Storage Unit')
Wartch this space.
Not sure what all the haters are all on about
To live outside the law you must be honest.
A Place That I Dont Want You To Know
Where Is Located....
if it doesn’t make you proud
don’t serve it to the crowd
I'm tired. I'm tired. Those of you that I love
know who you are. May God bless you.
~Phyllis Hyman
9 AUG 2021
Upon the event of my death,
I do NOT wish to be cremated,
but instead buried in a modest casket,
old school underground stylee.
If possible, allow for a viewing.
Thank you.
See you there!
ON EARTH AS IT ISN'T IN HEAVEN
HYSTERIACOL
LITERALLY DON'T EVEN
SURE WHY NOT WHATEVER
We try not to bother you with too many emails,
but we really do have SO much new stuff,
we thought you'd wanna know.
FREE 'EM SLAVES
VS. FAITH EVUNS
BLACKMALE MATTER
DELUGED WITH ADVICEL
N-SELL
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Philippians 4: 13
No DMS please.
QURIOUS QULTURAL QRITIQUE
QURIOUS QULTURAL QRITIQUE
QURIOUS QULTURAL QRITIQUE]
ACTIVISM! How's that working out for ya, hmm?
no one will side eye you cause no one is around
Belief is a suspicion,
act as if it’s for real,
the result amazes!
(Lewis Mefford)
Please, do not reply to this message,
no one will answer you.
STRUGGLE TO SUFFER
SUFFERAGE TEXTRAGE
SUFFER (band)
Oh god damn, if I'm ever back on here
at all (FB), I definitely ignore clicking on
individual Comments Notifications.
Commenting is for bored losers,
desperate for attention.
EN-SAIL
EXAGGERATE
EXZACT
SACROSAINT SAXSCOT
A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was
Robert McNamara’d Into Submission)
I'm an idiot of the highest order
for selling this a few years ago.
TENDER
CASH TENDERLOINS
LEGAL LOVE ME
loves you more.
there is no path home like to stay.
blind lemon pledge. shadowplay.
Editor's Note: If you or a loved one have
contemplated suicide, call the National Suicide
Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255
or text TALK to 741741. The International
Association for Suicide Prevention and
Befrienders Worldwide also provide contact
information for crisis centers around the world.
LOL
Here, take this ink pen.
NOW WRITE ALL OVER YOURSELF.
DRAW PICTURES. PRESS HARD!
What is really is powerful that came
from the monks is this:
Thoughts become words. Now, a monk
never allows a thought to become a word
– that’s why they live in silence, because
the word that destroys everybody is
perceivablitiy. What we perceive things
to be when they come out of our mouth
is not what the listener perceives it to be.
They think it differently. They’re not your
blood. They’re not your mind. You get in
an argument. But that’s the earthling for
you. So you have to walk this earth on
that little brick road and pick the bricks
you want to walk on. But to the earthling,
thoughts become words, so be careful.
Words become actions, be careful.
Actions become habits. Oh, what a shame!
Habits become character. That’s a bigger
shame, and your character becomes your destiny.
(Dick Dale)
SHE LACKED SUBSTANCE.
BEARD WASH: SOAP or SHAMPOO?
ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED
WITH FAKE ORGANIC NATURALS
PSEUDO GOODNESS
REPLACEMENTS FOR THE REAL
HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
DON'T ANSWER
DON'T WANNA KNOW
DEFROST DEFJAM
ALWAYS FREEZE BEFORE EATING
NASH KATO TENNESSEAN
GORGEOUS GEORGE
i am reminded of that ancient saying people are dicks
SALT ON SWEET POTATOES?
DID MIKE CAMPBELL EVER
WORK WITH GLEN?
OR ARCHIE?
both faux-naïf and virtuosic
CAN'T TOMATOES
SALT SAUCE
SALT JUICE
SALT MILK
SALT SOUP
SALT GRAVY
SALT SODA
SALT BEER
SALT CANDY
TAFFY DUCK
IMPECCABLE.PLACES
“It’s a folk singer’s job to comfort disturbed people
and to disturb comfortable people.” Woody Guthrie
Obligatory “relieved Denzel” gif
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EXACTLY OVERBLOWN
BLACKFACE PAINT MATTERS
MIGHT NOT WASH OFF EAZILY
SOAP N WATER
GONNA NEED TURPENTINE
STANLEY ALCOHOL QTIPS
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BLACKMAIL RANSOM MATTERS
COLD HARD KASH TENDERIZR
RELEVANCE INCREASED
WITHOUT CAUSE
COP CAR PARADE
cadaver decomposition island (CDI)
strong odors persist (SOP)
DO YOU REALLY NOT GAF?
GAFFE PREVENTION
CREAM COTTAGE CHEESE
SMALL ROUND CURD
KILL KURDS
KOBAYN
Leaning out of passing submarines to throw up.
This is my new "Storie" (or "Reel").
Click or tap it. How do it look? Did it take?
Sound on. Can you read my message?
Huh?
Am I on Candid Camera?
Merbetriq mirabegron 50mg
CHEEZ SOS
CLOTH & CRACKERS
CHEESE FLAVORED WINE
ENIGMA THE RAPPA
ALUMINUM FOIL TRANS MULATTO
DEVIANT DEVIANTS
I can run away from this, or I can run into it.
YOU ALWAYS FORGET
TO APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU DO HAVE
When This Child Was Bullied for
His Homemade Metallica Shirt,
the Band Came to His School
With a Cease-and-Desist Letter
"Glumm was bullied almost immediately,
forcing him to tears in the school bathroom.
Some kids made fun of him for the
shoddiness of his shirt, others for being
into ‘entry level bullshit’ at such a late age."
GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER
GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER
GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER
GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER
GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER
GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER
GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER GENDER
GENDER GENDER SUBPLANET SUPPLANTED
a grand trine and grand cardinal cross
Fuck me with a fish then write a book about it
The word perineum entered English from late Latin
via Greek περίναιος ~ περίνεος perinaios, perineos,
itself from περίνεος, περίνεοι ‘male genitals’ and
earlier περίς perís 'penis' through influence from
πηρίς pērís ‘scrotum’.
CAPES, DRAPES, GOWNS
PLAQUE ATTACK
SWAK
HOW TO REFRESH PAGE?
WHY DON'T THEY TELL YOU?
MISSING THUMBNAILS
EWW
UNABLE TO ESTABLISH
WIRELESS DATA CONNECTION
WTF
UNCURED FRANKS
SO THEY'RE CONTAGIOUS
NOT VACCINATED
OAT YEAH!
WASP GAP
STIHL
NO TEAMMATES TO RELY ON
UNPROFESSIONAL PUPPETS . COM
WE ALL WAIT FOR OURSELVES TO PASS
JUMPED A HIGHWAY
ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS
HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI
FALI MANSON CAKES
fraudulent prescription pads
GRAYS BOTH BELONG
SO UNAPPEALING IS YOU
SO NOT APPEALING ARE ME
THESE LIPS DON'T LIE
LOVE AT FIRST PHSSST
HOLD CANS WITH ME
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ARTIFICIALITY?
COLORS, FLAVORS, SO WHAT?
Sometimes you just have to bite your
upper lip and put sunglasses on.
THE BEST WAY TO TAX CARBON
AT THE BORDER
“Trutta, siue ut Platina scribit Truta, siue
Trotta Italicu {m} nome {n} est, à Gallis,
quibus Troutte vel potius Truette, vel ab
Anglis quib {us} à Trute, vel Trovvt appella
{n} t, acceptum.
I wouldnt go on Discogs now and click purchase
on a 100$ copy, if youre happy with 2010 just in
general then you should have the patience for a
TriColor Steamboat in a steal price. They should
pop up for cheap regularly.
Thats what I would do anyway. Scott
Sometimes you just have to bite your upper lip..
George Arliss was the Paul Muni of his day
[sweat rings on your shirt sleeves, for example].
bwytais i sglodion bob amser
(i ate chips all the time)
plz come live with me. then leave now.
I got vaccinated, twice I think, and I'm yet
getting tired of all this constant redneck debate,
so yeah I mightaswell suck all the medicine back
out from my arm and spit it in their faces at the
hot ballgame. I aint Nashvileamericana, I'm
R Stevie Moore and I can do what I want.
This makes as much sense as:
Turn down the radio, I can't see the road.
SOFT DURABLE
ADJUSTABLE WASHABLE
USELESS
the bad road opens when the good road closes...
I don’t always know where I‘m going,
and then all of a sudden, I’m on my way!
Your boy is the 9th inning, two outs,
bases loaded, full count pinch hitter,
American grand slam taker
HAPPY HEARTS
HARTZ MOUNTAIN
WATCH MORE REELS
TEXTS WHICH IGNORE USING
QUESTION MARKS
ARE THEY TELLING OR ASKING
BUG FIXES
BARISTANET
AS A JOKE
it's like learning to roll a joint riding a bicycle.
I cant roll if i'm ridin lit. 1@atime. (tricycle's safer)
IMA TRY TO NOT ALWAYS
BE READY ON TIME
ONLY AS A JOKE
A horse is not a bicycle.
Obligatory “relieved Denzel” gif
O todos en la cama, o todos en el suelo.
Either we all get the bed, or we all get the floor.
Old 15-year partial dentures
Bad fit
Remaining teeth
broken or chipped
Cutting sharp into inner lower lip
ANNIVERSARY NOTE-to-SELF:
FEATURE RSM TAPES FROM
71, 81, 91, 2001, 2011
(It's a numbers game)
Emoptional trainwreck; all a time; who knew!
so what else is new. raggmopp rgmp!
dude, if i was within 20 metres of you,
i would surely begin to melt.
if we made eye contact, heart attack!
“How many people are vaccinated?”
Fred Durst asks before Limp Bizkit
launches into “Rollin.”
“Very cool. Very considerate!”
COMPLIMENTS DISABLED
DON'T MENTION IT!
YOU'D BETTER TUBE
VEGBURGERS!
HOT SALAD CAKE
ASTRONAUT FEUD
NO COMPLIMEANT
It's hard to get the job when the producer wants it.
JASON IZABELLA
FALLEN OUT OF FAVOUR
MORGAN FALLEN
Gog; Magog (In Bromine Chambers)
BREAK STUFF
DELETE COMPLETE
TO AVOID THE WAIT
THE SOUNDS & SMELLS
OF YOUR BATHROOM VISIT
SIGHT/OUT OF
These include, for instance, an array of
vibrato and slide types, slid natural harmonics,
fingernail fretting, the facilitation of microtonal
tuning systems and various additional timbres,
textures and augmentations. More detail on
specific fretless guitar techniques and notations
can be found up my ass.
I DON'T WANNA HEAR MYSELF BACK
“the kind of garage band that should be returned
to the garage with the motor running”.
Seems to differ from the other opinions above.
Tell Me Who What He You Is See (pronouns
clowns) They/We
I second your thoughts, John.
I find "Criaeouy" a joy to listen to. I have heard
"wetassPeppers", but in a unfamiliar setting.
It performed quite well appreciated by myself
and the others listening.
White hot stampers with an equally lighter wallet.
Isolated in infirmaries for long spells as a child
due to poor health;
Not to make anyone paranoid.
Ever See A Diver Kiss His Wife While the
Bubbles Bounce About Above the Water?
Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
Welcome to my junk trunk!
Think I’m gonna get any respect around here? NO!
I’m crybaby Wilson, the shadow of a meme.
Talk to me today or else I will cry
river of milky tears…
This is the final end of all things glorious.
You are not a partner to this because
you are not privy to it.
American translation: Stick a fork in me - I’m done!
If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?
LMAO IN FEAR!
I feel your pain, I feel your shame, but you're not to blame.
She does not have any social media accounts,
citing fear that she will "misrepresent [her] real
feelings".[39]
PUNK IS NOT DEAD.
I don't care if you wear drainpipes or not,
you're a punk cos you're not some dumbass
prat who's a fucking loser poser who needs
to get his shit straight!
Ultra High Quality Recording used by
Mobile Fidelity.
It means they are worthless and I will pay
for the shipping and see that they are
properly disposed of.
Haven't seen it, but could have overlooked
File not found (404 error)
If you think what you're looking for should
be here, please contact the site owner.
(does he own or is he renting?
leasing? whats it mean leasing?)
Never Dreamed You'd Leave in Summer
Unleased Ignorance
Mimi's July 2021 visit
completely zonked my DEMENTIA concerns.
MIND DISABLED x 2
Stevie is as unknown for her lifelong commitment
to social activism as she is for his music.
One could accuse them of taking it all rather too
seriously, perhaps even taking it
all a tad too far maybe?
REIDENTIFICATION TRANSITIONING
MOONS MIDDLE8 LOOPEDIT 4GASKINS
I'M SURE TO MAKE A MESS HERE
I THINK I ALREADY KNOW
HOW TO DO IT
MAMA BAKE A PI
put in a cage and poked at by passersby
A GOOD FEELIN TO KNOW POCONO
TUNAPHO
THAT VISIT WAS
DANGEROUS FOR MY SANITY
THEY FOUND MY DNA ON HER
LAST LONGER IN BED
WITH ROMAN SWIPES
ACAPOCONO
An engaging singer whose sliding delivery
suggests Leon Russell ordering extra
cornbread at the meat-and-three.
BASIC RACIST, since birth.
I'M RACIST??
SO ARE YOU!
YA KNOW WHAT'S EVEN
WORSE THAN RACISM?
THE PPL WHO ACT SO HORRIFIED BY IT.
LIKE, WHERE YA BEEN?
BANDWAGONESQUE BISQUE
mastered the art of leveraging outrage
There are no words in the English language,
nor should there be,
to describe the pain
that we're going through right now, LOL ....
A millennial vinyl enthusiast seeking
guidance in the troubling times of streaming.
Danke schoen.
The silent delay warped my very soul.
anxiety crazy driven.
Lift your withdrawal and receiving limits.
ALREADY SO BLIND
WITHOUT DARK SHADES
LANE CLOSED AHEAD
NEED A REASON TO SHOP?
TELL US HOW WE DID
NO!
YOU'RE HERE TWICE A WEEK!
Neonatal Intensive Care Unit
If you have a good pump and let down fast,
it should take you about 10 to 15 minutes to
empty both breasts using a double pump
and 20 to 30 minutes if you are pumping
each breast separately. A good pump will
cycle (suck and release) as quickly as a
baby does, approximately every one to
two seconds.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PRONOUN/PRONOUN
BULLSHIT?? WE'VE REALLY COME TO THIS/?/
ID CARD WORLD. (Citation needed)
Hey Stevie, my name is Noel! I am looking
for music advice. The type of music I make
is like spooky punk rock to beach surfer
dudes. And I’d figure if there’s one person
who Id look for advice and ask all my
creative questions it’s you :) so the question
is, how do I prepare a LP and how many
shows should I do? I’d be absolutely more
then happy to share with you the
instrumentals I have down and get your
opinion on them and
what ones your favorite :)!!!!
i'm so accustomed to my extreme pains
that i forget i hurt.
SKRAMBLD EGGS
STEVIE WONDER
WHERE 'M COMING FROM
SCARLET LETTER N-WORD
TROLL TRIGGER
YO MY TRIGGER
ROY ROGERS' HORSECOCK
DALE EVANS STROKES
brand new Facebook friend Greg Geller omfg.
big wows can still happen? tight! and
Yetnikov just now left me too soon ngl
STILL NEED A REASON TO SHOP?
PORN STARCH
PORN FLAKES
PORN MEAL
PORN LIQUOR
THAT FEELING OF MISSING OUT FOMO
THE ITEMS (band)
17% of men age 40–49 had ED
30%–35% of men age 50–59 had ED
68% of men 60–69 had ED
83% of men 70 and older had ED
Since population density has increased since the
early 1900s, it’s not clear if the weather is more
common or if more people are around to see it.
Great job! Proud of your solace in isolation.
Making women responsible for birth control
instead of men is like taping pillows onto car
bumpers instead of just installing brakes.
I'M HAVING A REAL HARD TIME,
THOUGH IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
YOUFUMISMS
MATZOHFARIAN
STACK SATS ON YOUR TERMS
LANDLINES & LETTERS
retweet to help me find mutuals
STOP 24/7 COMPLAINING,
DEPENDS ON WHAT FLOATS YR BOAT
FIZZY FIZZIX
ZIPLOCK ZIPFILE
YO! DON'T SUPPORT BAD ARTISTS!
RAISE YOUR STANDARDS A BIT.
this app is too good, people say something
with they whole chest like there's nobody to
tell them they're wrong then boom
EAGER SNEAKERS
I have to figure there's going to be some sort of
reckoning in the near future where society either
agrees completely or not that we can't go on
like this. Because we really can't.
......and.. I was, like, ............ and she was, like, .......
......and.. I was, like, ............ and she was, like, .......
......and.. I was, like, ............ and she was, like, .......
......and.. I was, like, ............ and she was, like,
..... DO YOU TALK LIKE THIS?
Round People
got no reason to live.
BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
YOU DON'T SEEM TO EVER KNOW NOTHIN
TIL SOMEBODY TELLS YA.
People with more power than you will always
discourage your anger because they don’t want
you to use it to protect yourself or others like you.
HONEY, ARE YOU AVOIDING ME?
AGAIN?
IT'S THAT EASY?
Obligatory “relieved Denzel” gif
I always never harboured doubts about
whether all the songs I had finished were
worthy of inclusion.
note2self>MIMI FLOOR LPS
Enhanced Fujita scale
That feeling when you can send a powerful,
dramatic text message to someone, and the
reaction reply may take as long a time as it
wishes to; however, when that same msg
is telephoned direct in real-time, or even
spoken face-to-face,
Almost Always Automatic Awkward silence.
Additional Appropriate Affectionate Attention
casual, feel-good vibe wafted through the audience
(At concession stands,
chicken salad wraps were also a reasonable $9.)
Additional Appropriate Affectionate Attention 2
awakendisturb awake 'n dis turbed
URGING FINANCIAL RESTRAINT
BUDDY RICH BUS TAPES
FIND A WAY TO FIND HER
THE BOSSIEST OF THE BOSSY
RSM:
I WANT TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN.
Phone Robot:
"What do you want to speak to them about?"
JACK WHITE AIN'T ALL THAT
WESTERBERG AIN'T ALL THAT
THURSTON AIN'T ALL THAT
TWEEDY AIN'T ALL THAT
DANIEL AIN'T ALL THAT
GROHL AIN'T ALL THAT
COYNE AIN'T ALL THAT
FIONA AIN'T ALL THAT
WHAT GIVES!
WHO AM I LEAVING OUT? KANYE?
STURGILL?
Rather than click Like, Steal It
Can it be that you’re too shy
to give yourself a little old push?
RIHANNA NO NOT AT ALL RIHANNA NO
NOT AT ALL RIHANNA NO NOT AT ALL
RIHANNA NO NOT AT ALL RIHANNA NO
NOT AT ALL RIHANNA NO NOT AT ALL
RIHANNA NO NOT AT ALL RIHANNA NO
NOT AT ALL RIHANNA NO NOT AT ALL
RIHANNA NO NOT AT ALL RIHANNA NO
NOT THAT I REMEMBER AT ALL
RIHANNA NO NEVER DID
THE EVIL FORCES OF DARK CHAOS
STRUGGLE TO REGAIN CONTROL
donda schmonda, da kid got left bhind.,
left hisself bhind. aint yet heard none,
dont need to.meh, change my mnd.
I EMBARRASS MYSELF
TELL ME TO STOP!
---MAN JUMPING-
MENTALLY ILL +HEAVILY MEDICATED
ORLANDO GOTH
"I saw a man point his gun at the people,
he was ready to shoot.
Another guy had to stop him."
Deflection is as much a tool of the oppressor
as silence.
12 HR RELIEF
SAFE DRIVING MODE
SOUND BATH
ZOOM IMO:
OCCUPAUL WHY STREET
SOUND SHOWER
I cried just watching this. Is there a real
place to donate tears? I've got lots.
Walkin', Talkin', Cryin', Barely Beatin' Broken Heart
ARE YA KEEPIN' SCORE?
WHITES DROPPED IN 2010s
FIRST TIME ON RECORD
US CENSUS SENSES
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
DON'T ANSWER THAT!
FOR NOSE BLOWING:
ALWAYS TOILET ROLL
NEVER KLEENEX TISSUES
TF?
SAVE BLOWOUT, REUSE
FOR PEE DRIPS OR
WIPING GREASE OFF DISHES
BEFORE SPONGEWASH
RECYCLED PAPER SNOTRAG
Sixth floor, lingerie. Bras half off.
My drumming was
highly in demand on the
Christian recording scene,
a stupid genre that helps pay the
light bills in the Nashville studios.
CALL ME. I LOVE YOU!
MIMI BRIDGERS
WHO DO YOU TRUST
ARGUE WITH THE WALL
CHASM
FINGERHUT
POLITICAL SCIENCE for DUMMIES.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE FOR $200, Alex.
|| Johnferg, you spend far too much time
on Facebook, ythink? (look who's talking!)
I thought we were opposed to Zuck;
are we FOOLS? DELETE NOW.
CALL ME BACK. I LOVE YOU!
STYROFOAMICROWAVE
RSMCC IS AN
EMPLOYEE-OWNED COMPANY
I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT
The seller contacted me directly via email
outside of Amazon offering $45 in exchange
for deleting this review - two separate
violations of Amazon policy. I must strongly
advise against buying from this seller.
PARMALARM
SUGAR TOAST
PUSH COMES TO SHOVE
BOB MOORE OATS
AMID CRITICISM
AMIDST RESTRICTED
SHOUTING FIRE IN A THEATER
CANNED MEAT APPLAUSE
I don't hear a single!
(Go back, put out the orig Demo instead)
VIENNA SAUSAGE
IF THEY DON'T HAVE JOBS,
THEY DON'T GET FED
KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON IT
NOT COOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WOULD DIE TOO
IF IT HAPPED TO YOU
FRIED CHICKEN COOKED:
PUT IN MICROWAVE 10SEC
TO FULLY ELIMINATE BACTERIA?
This article is written like a personal reflection,
personal essay, or argumentative essay
that states a Wikipedia editor's personal
feelings or presents an original argument
about a topic. Please help improve it by
rewriting it in an encyclopedic style.
Go fuck yourself.
SECOND PHASE PHAIL
IS THIS 4 ME?
LEAVE IT ALONE
YOU'LL MAKE IT WORSE
PARENTS' KIDS' PEEPS
SHOW YOUR PEERS
CONFRONTATION IS ALWAYS CONDESCENDING
BUT
YOU CAN BE CONDESCENDING
WITHOUT BEING CONFRONTATIONAL
SARCASM SATIRE HUMOR IS EVERYTHING
Margo Channing?
WHY IS THIS WORLD SO PROBLEMATIC?
A SET OF ACCOUNTS THAT WORK WELL
WITH TMZ
FOLLOW ALL?
THE WORST (BEST) RABBITHOLES
ARE ACCIDENTAL.
DID I FALL? OR DID I JUMP?
ground, crushed or chopped starchy plants,
typically grain.
SELL TICKETS WITH US
FOR US
TO US
AGAINST US
MELLOW TONE, IN
ROGER MAREN MORRIS
LONG GRAIN FOOD TRUCK.
I BOUGHT MY 1973 AUSTIN MARINA
FROM MORRIS WAYMAN
"jUNIOR"
FOR $650
TO ESCAPE NASHVILLE BY HIGHWAY
IN FEBRUARY 1978
THANKS, ROGER
Introducing
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Increases Blood Flow
Speeds Muscle Recovery
Relaxes and Soothes Stiff Muscles
Heightens Productivity and Focus
Boosts Energy
[call ellen or max! aka333@aol.com]
ORGANIC MARASCHINO VALLEY
CAGE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
DRINKIN HOT COFFEE WITH A STRAW
CAGE THE ROOM
L.E.PHANT MEMORYLOSS
PREUNCOOKED
How in the cinnamon toast fuck is Kylie Jenner
asking for donations for her make up artist
when she’s a goddamn billionaire.
Is that broad for real
WAX OWLS
BLACK PUMAS KEYS
BLACK EYED PEAS KEYS
UMLAUT
YOU EVER SPIT A SEED
FROM YOUR MOUTH
ACROSS THE ROOM?
R-TIFICIAL
GON' FISHIN' DEFICIENT
HELP AFGHAN WHIGS FAMILIES
I just want to pause here and say a little
bit about Political Science for Dummies.
APPLE SAUCE ICE
APPLE SAUCE ICE!
ARTIFICIAL CHOCOLATE RAIN
TASTE THE ADVENTURE
MMM
TASTE THE PERFORMANCE
EWW
UBER XL PREMIUM INCLUDES
BACKSEAT SNACK BAR
AND COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAIL
WE CALLED IT OFF
TOO PAINFUL
RATE YOUR TRIP (*ACID)
MAMA JOHNSON SENILITY
Lonesome, On'ry And Mean
BILLY IS HERE, TAP TO TALK NOW.
SMOIL
IT'LL COME TO ME.
I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY.
SO I LEFT.
HERE, HAVE ANOTHER ONE
we live for deaths, eh. 1 @ a time, back 2 back.
i am starting to not miss you as much
ADVERTORIAL MOGWAI
ON EARTH CONTROL PILLS
ABHORTION
PEOPLE SAY
U GONNA RAIDE MY RENT,
YOU'LL RAISE MY IRE
EIRE APPARENT
THE WORLD STOPS for Britney Spears.
Can we change that? Pfffffffffftttsch/
Facepalm eyeroll infinitum.
ONLY WHEN THE LAST
TREE HAS BEEN CUT
DOWN, THE LAST FISH
BEEN CAUGHT, AND THE
LAST STREAM POISONED,
WILL WE REALIZE WE
CANNOT EAT MONEY.
FLAMEWAR GRILLED
JUMBO BUTTERFLY SHRIMP
Get along there now, kiddo. U have zeroid
observations on this department. Looking
forward to checking out your posts and relevance.
EDWYN COLLINS UGH SO OVERRATEDS
JIM CARROLL UGH SAME
J GEILS BAND BEYOND OVERRATEDS
THE MOODY SWINGS
OPENING ALL PACKAGES & CONTAINERS
NOW REQUIRES TWO HANDS
AND PROBABLY SCISSORS
WANNA GIT TO YOU
YOU BECAME TO ME
Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw
in a lightbulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and
four to say "I coulda done that..."
THE PERFECT WINE
FOR YOUR NEXT ADVENTURE
VAI SE FERRAR
COVINGTON PLACE
PHONE ON-HOLD BKG MUSIC:
LOWER THE VOLUME!!!!!!!!!
FORWARDING LIMIT REACHED
I MIGHT BE A BIT MUCH
I KNEW I SMELLED SOMETHING AWFUL
UNGH
BALL PARK RECORDS ALKA TUNA
My sister asked me in person 2 days ago:
"Steve, why do you hate Trump so much?"
I'll NEVER FORGET her asking me that.
I simply left the room. MY room.
QUIGGERS AND NEERS
SHOW FRAUD THE DOOR
WITH THESE 5 TIPS
I ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY...
WORE A 3-PIECE SUIT TO MY PHYSICAL THERAPY
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
WHAT WAS I NOT THINKING?
WHAT WAS I UNTHINKING?
WHAT WAS I ANTI-THINKING?
NEXT TIME A TUXEDO
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NO MORE (La Paloma)
THAT'S IT!
I QUIT!
WITH A VENGEANCE
THE ULTIMATE PROTEST:
*I AINT GOIN*
I keep thinkin I got Covid.
Dot Compromise
TFW u swallow a sip of water
precisely at the same time
as Urinating.
Do they sense each other?
NAGGERS
Pump Mist
**SILENT SCREAM**
At Last.... the Beginning
Access to Venture Capital
Cure Virginity
What did Elvis think of Electric Ladyland?
(it came out right before his pretaped
Comeback TV Special was aired.)
BEWARE OF GOD
It's what I'm Forbidden to Say
That you wanna hear First.
Jingle Bell Rock by The Moores
ONE LESS BOXSET A MONTH
Charlie is/was my/our Darling
he/they (tom-toms)
I STILL LIVE IN A STORAGE UNIT.
Don't bring anything else in here.
REMEMBER TO SOAPWASH
INSIDE MY FORESKIN
JUST IN CASE OF
UNEXPECTED FELLATIO
RIGHT, MORI?
FLAKY CRUST, MADE FROM SCRATCH
HIT BY A 2x4
WE R RESILIENT SILLY
#ROBINWOODSTRONG
My first reaction was, why did he have to do that?
The End of the Tr;iil. liy James Kml l-r b;ivc made
of what was once a vast wikl-iriiess. Inciuiries
have eliciled the factthat this form of exhibit was cstablisliedby the Canadian government fully
tenyears ago, since which time it has beenshown
all over the world. And now, weof the West have
absorbed the lesson itimparls. Airiiidy Ihere is a nicixeniLMil*>* HI EVERYBODY! *<*<* R I Legend
or \WHAT?/? I can't even rn __________
Send yr money NOW!
All flowers in time bend towards the sun,
I know you say
that there's no-one for you,
But here is one x
Kissed Bob's bald forehead, and squeezed
his bony bluish hands. Cold statue.
Calm gentle grin of contentment.
Summer of life is over.
Welcome the new Autumn uncertainty.
Winter will bury us all.
Citizens for Boysenberry Jasm Fan
You don’t really know you are living through
the making of a legend until it is in the rearview.
CLOSING CEREMONY.
PERIOD FULL STOP.
Using "back-on" social media to complain about
social media. And announcements that you're
gonna quit. Soon.
Electronically signed by: Senator R. Stevie Moore (R-TN)
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