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Everything is sexual, she's a sexy little thing,
Expresses her sexuality by wearing lots of rings;
Rings in her navel, her lips, her tongue, her eyes,
She glows like the sun in the evening sky.
They're made from gold and silver, copper, brass and steel,
Her body's all peppered from her eyebrows to her heels;
She looks like a cushion that was skivered full of pins,
Sometimes she looks to me just like The Lord Of The Rings.
Rings... body jewelry,
Rings... ah, she can't fool me;
I'm in love with my lady full of studs,
My lovely little lady of the rings.
She loves to lie out naked baking in the sun,
With the glitter from the metal, well, she thinks it's lots of fun;
I'm scared for her safety so I have to stick around,
I'm afraid someone will steal her and go melt her down.
Now, there are disadvantages from wearing all that stuff,
She has to stay at home and she finds it kinda tough;
She can't get through security so she never flies away,
She'd end up like a terrorist down in Guantonamo Bay.
Rings... body jewelry,
Rings... ah, she can't fool me;
I'm in love with my lady full of studs,
My lovely little lady of the rings.
I was thinking of proposing, getting married in the spring,
But, lord jumpin' dying, there's no place to put the ring;
I tried to convince her to trade in some of the gold,
She's probably worth a million and just twenty years old.
Her jewelry is peculiar but her name is also rare,
Her mother named her Crystal, and her father's name is Lear;
Her middle name is Chanda, to you I'm sure it's clear,
My lady of the rings is known as Crystal Chandelier.
Rings... body jewelry,
Rings... ah, she can't fool me;
I'm in love with my lady full of studs,
My lovely little lady of the rings.
My lovely little lady of the rings.
My lovely little lady of the rings.
Recorded by Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers (The Shed: The Best Of Newfoundland Music And Humour, trk#7, 2005, Third Wave Productions, Gander, NL).
See more songs by Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers.
The YouTube video above features an excellent cover performance by Ed Mulrooney of Grand Falls-Windsor, NL.
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From the Dictionary of Newfoundland English:
Skivered — pierced or impaled; esp baited a fish-hook, 'forked' a fish, strung a trout to a withe, etc; slipped (something) on.
