Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
For grocery bags where I can hide
Just like a tiger crouched inside!

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!