GOD'S BILLBOARDS !!

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.

* God

C'mon over and bring the kids.

* God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?

* God

We need to talk.

* God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.

* God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.

* God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.

* God

I love you and you and you and you and...

* God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?

* God

Follow me !

* God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding...LOL..

* God

My way IS the highway.

* God

Need directions?

* God

You think it's hot here?

* God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.

* God

Do you have any idea where you're going?

* God

(And my personal favorite...)

Don't make me come down there !

* God

Author Unknown (but the words I'm sure came from GOD)

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