"Ah'm 63 years old & Ah'm retired. Ah'm known as Shelly--aka-Maw & Ah'm from Arkansas...me n paw live in a one room shack but it's ourn & we are really uptown now...we have a new privy & it's a 2 holer...& we gots a bran new catalogue-...we are real proud of our privy...we have 6 chillens & 12 granchillens & we is as happy as if we had good cents...been on the web bout 4 yers now & A'h still don't know nuttin...but Ah's tryin real hard to learnt everthang A'h can.

A'h jest joined up wit the zone bout 2 days ago so you gots to be patient wif me.

Here's a cuple pictures of me, ones how Ah looks ever day & ta other is when I gets gussied up & paw takes me to Burger King, like fer our anniversey.

Shore is nice meetin ya'll.

Know what the "beard" told me?

He said he was known as Adonis. Said he's a genius & terribly wealthy.

He's from southwest Missouri & he advised me to invest in corn futures. Maybe I should listen to him.

Sure wish he weren't so dern young tho. Mebbe he & maw should hook up.

One thing I learned about Will is, he is a tease. He sent me this picture & there was a blazing fire in my loins. Do women have loins? Then I check out his site. Sho nuff. He's married.

Wife's name is Dorothy & they live on an island in Gladwin Co., Michigan. They are both retired, Will from the Navy, (I always was attracted to sailors) & Dorothy is a retired payroll clerk.