Randall Major-Head is going on the road . He will appear in tents all over the south. He will extoll the virtues of a drug-free life & sing his praises to the Lord.
He needs someone wth a virtuous voice, to sing spirituals to the Lord so He may save all the lost & drug laden souls here at the Zone. From what I have heard, there are many!
So Sara, take your hubby's hand & prepare to follow his Divineness into the world of the depraved. I recently received, from Randalls very own mommy, (poor women was never the same after his birth) straight from the Lurch family album, a baby picture of Randall. God bless his poor mother!
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You can just tell, even waaaay back then, that he would grow to manhood & preach away the demons of drugs & alcohol.
THATCH
Because we can never get enough of our "mod" in his speedo's, I have thoughtfully provided a front & rear view of our own Thatch! Granted, it is hard to tell the difference.
Our "mod" lays floors for a living but in his spare time, when not hanging at the Zone, he also rassles aligators.
He is soooooo MACHO!
UPDATE! UPDATE! Recently it was discovered that Thatch made a video. I have decided to place it here in the album for the world to enjoy. Contains adult content.
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