Take Cullen for example. If you've seen his picture you see the face of a sweet, innocent man. This is not the truth. Cullen is a closet pervert.

Here is Cully in his youth, stomping the east coast of Florida & the Orlando area, hitting every bar for a drink called the "Cully Special". Wanna know why he needed that drink so badly? Because he spent his days as an artist & photographer. What did he photograph? Naked women! I swear!

Not only did he photgraph them, he made bronze casts of their bodies. He did a Miss America runner up, a Miss Hawaiian Tropic & a model with the Ford Agency. This, of course, put a terrible strain on him.

But all was not lost. He met his lovely wife Mary & she brought him under control. No more searching out the bars. No more naked women.This is Cullen today, in his workshop, where he designs & makes furniture. He told me he still has all his fingers tho.

We had a little trouble with Wally when they announced the closing of the Zone ng. He pithed & moaned about it, aout the forum, said he was gonna take his toys & go somewhere else. But I think we won him over. He lives in the chat room.

This is Gators' gator. Have you all ever seen gator poop? It's huge & boy, does it stink.