

What can I say about my friend Melvin. Well, first of all, he is always complaining he can't read text. Says his nose hairs get stuck to the screen. So I made this font nice & big for him.He is our resident music guru. He is also a music teacher & plays in a band, occasionally.
He likes to diddle with his "ancient classic" & make notes. He fondly calls these "music". Oh well--to each his own.
Melvin is a very repressed individual but last year I was able to unrepress him a little. We were making good progress when, for NO apparent reason, he regressed. Well, one of these days I will have to try again.
But he knows I love him dearly.
Here is a tiny sample of greens work. It is so cute.


Terrie hails from my neighboring state of Michigan but she is originally from Punxsutawney, Pa. where I'm told she used to groom Phil.Terrie works as a florist & coaches cheerleading at the local highschool. She also told me she's vertically challenged.
Terrie is one of the newest members of the APBH staff, but, then, who isn't?
She seems to like visting a place called Sweet Home, Al. I heard she's involved with a guy who wears "weinee warmers". UMMMMMM!
She also recently took up tattooing.
Looks like she's getting ready to have another tattoo herself.


Virgil is an honest to God sherriff in Texas. He will be retiring in about 3 years. Gonna finaly pack away that heat hon? Virg is one of the founding fathers of APBH. He's been on webbie about 3 years.
I understand there were some pretty wild "pickle barrel" parties in the old days. Rok, Roxy, Sassy, Bert, Boo & Virg. I'm not able to tell you just what went on at these parties but you can draw your own conclusions. Thru coercion I was able to obtain a never before seen photo of the guys & what they wore, or didn't wear, to these gatherings.
What I want to know is, Virg, where's that "gun"?
