I've been on webtv for 15 months now. Never could figure out what to do for a web page. In these 15 months I've met some really wonderful & some really weird people. I thought this might be a good way to introduce you to some of them.

Please remember, these introductions are done in good humor, with love to all, from a woman with a warped sense of humor.

My picture is included in this album as there have been many people who wondered what I look like. But, because of my incredible wit & beauty, I felt I deserved my very own page. So you will find me at the very end of this album.

After the shock of gazing at my beauty wears off, would you be so kind as to sign my guestbook?

I will start at APBH which was my first web home.






Angel

Angel is one of the newest staff members. She looks older then she is. Probly because of her very stressful job.

Angel chases tornadoes. Twister was her life story & Helen Hunt played her.

Angel has a strange relationship with Teresa. She calls her Mom even tho they are the same age. Very weird!

Angel, I realize you're busy but honey, we need to pay closer attention to those pits. Razors are cheap.







Bert was one of the major guru's of APBH but he has kind of deserted us for the putor world. See how he now dresses up for work?

Bert is one of those cute little Texan's, like Virg. Sure hope he voted for Dubya.

We wish he'd come back to webbieville.

Update! Bert is no longer missing. He's back on webbie under a new nik. And we are happy campers.


UPDATE! UPDATE!

When I first put Bert in the album, I did'nt know him very well. Since then, we have become good friends, I think.

So it is time to introduce you to his S/O, Roxy & to tell you a little of their story.

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roxy" Roxy & Bert are another internet love story. They met about 3 years ago in the old APH ng. Roxy was a sig goddess (another goddess huh? Guess we goddess's need to stick together) & Bert was an ignorant little newbie.

It was Rox that inspired Bert to learn html & do sigs.

Bert is also known as "amigo 1" & you can see his picture on Virgil's page. He too, was one of the founding members of APBH.

Bert admits to NO bad habits. HA! I have it on good authority that he likes to mount his soapbox & pontificate on many subjects. I have seen this myself.

Roxy's bad habit is self destruction. According to Bert, she is constantly cutting herself on sharp objects. They have had to remove same from their home & Bert has now installed a fully equipped trauma center in the house.

bert This is a current picture of Bert. Seems he & Rox are in a perpetual Halloween mode. Tho he claims there are no cobwebs at the front door. However, I have been there & Roxy honey, goddess that you are, your corners need some work.

They will greet you at he door with a brew. Miller's--not witches.

Bert drives a truck for a living & IMHO, is a real fox. (Rox--don't hit me) They live in Atlanta, Texas & I can officially announce here, for the first time, they are engaged to be engaged.

Good luck to Pookie Doo & his Goddess.












Kathy & Dale


These are the "love birds" of APBH. They became an "item" a couple of months ago & sometimes, in chat, it's get so sweet, we are all gagging.

Dale a nice, simple Southern boy from Georgia & Kathy is a slick, big-city gal from L.A. Quite a pair.

But they are soooooo cute. We hope they can make it all work out.






UPDATE! UPDATE! 4/1/01

I have decided to give special recognition to all cheeseheads who appear in the album. From now on, when you see a wedge of cheddar next to a person, it designates a Wisconsonite.

There will be no other food awards for any other state. Not fair you say? TUFF!

UPDATE!! December 1, 2005

I'm sorry to say but a few months ago APBH ceased to exsist This is very sad. Without all the help many of us received there, where would we be now?