I've always been a pessimist,
Couldn't see another way,
But things always turn out for the best,
No matter what YOU say.

I'm always in a mood that's great,
Never clinging to the bad;
I'm sure I would enjoy it more,
If I wasn't always sad.


I seem to be a perfect man,
Having so many faults is no fun:
I accomplish all my goals daily,
But never get anything done.


I don't get along well with others,
And I have so many close friends;
Life is just beginning for me,
Too bad it's starting at the end.


My communication skills are excellent,
I never know what to say;
I work and work around the clock,
And have time for nothing but play.


All my life I've been atheist,
(God knows that is true);
I'm the most selfish person you'll ever meet,
And would do anything for you.


I'm a sober man and never drink,
(Unless it's dark or light);
I would prefer to spend my life alone,
With the people that I like.



My innermost thoughts I keep to myself,
And share them with anyone near;
I worry about the smallest things,
And go through life without a care.

©1995-2005 by Casey